Wednesday, May 19, 2010

World Cup....Safari??

Hahaha..32 beast lie in wait for the cup at the World Cup finals. We went into the bush to check out who are the predators for the 2010 World Cup..

ALGERIA
World ranking: 27
If they were a safari animal, they'd be a...Cobra. Don't turn your back on them or they'll give you a nasty bite - as West Germany found out in 1982.

ARGENTINA
World ranking: 9
If they were a safari animal, they'd be a...Puff Adder. Watch an inflated Diego Maradona spit out more poison at the press.

AUSTRALIA
World ranking: 19
If they were a safari animal. they'd be...Hyena. Loud and ugly, the Aussie will strut about making sure everyone sees them.

BRAZIL
World ranking: 2
If they were a safari animal, they'd be...Lion. Undoubted king of the jungle, will look to devour all by combining samba style with laying in the sun faking injuries.

CAMEROON
World ranking: 20
If they were a safari animal, they'd be...African Wolf Spider. Tehy use their legs to catch and crush prey in sunlight.

CHILE
World ranking: 13
If they were a safari animal, they'd be...Snow Leopard. They can't change their spots and are always very efficient but dull.

DENMARK
World ranking: 34
If they were a safari animal, they'd be...Baboon. Will swarm all over the opposition but get caught napping.

FRANCE
World ranking: 8
If they were a safari animal, they'd be...Cheetah. Thierry Henry's handball - say no more.

GERMANY
World ranking: 6
If they were a safari animal, they'd be...Crocodile. Feared and dislike by all other countries, but they might try to swallow too much.

GHANA
World ranking: 31
If they were a safari animal, they'd be...Wildebeest. Known for perishing in great numbers as they try to cross crocodile infested waters. Would be an interestig match with Germany.

GREECE
World ranking: 11
If they were a safari animal, they'd be...Ostrich. Powerful but ugly to watch. Absolutely no chance of taking off.

HOLLAND
World ranking: 3
If they were a safari animal, they'd be...Zebra. They look great, everyone likes them but once there's a bit of of noise they run for dear life.

HONDURAS
World ranking: 36
If they were a safari animal, they'd be...Mosquito. You'll know they're there because their fans will bring a buzz to the place. But the team is unlikely to find the net.

ITALY
World ranking: 5
If they were a safari animal, they'd be...Golden Cat. Always look their best, immaculate on and off the pitch. Stylish, elegant and coutious. Often get the cream.

IVORY COAST
World ranking: 25
If they were a safari animal, they'd be...Giraffe.Great to watch on the move but, like Didier Drogba once they fall down, they can't get up again.

JAPAN
World ranking: 45
If they were a safari animal, they'd be...Gazelle. Fleet of foot but too lightweight by far. 

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